Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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