We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i've created a new STD.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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