Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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