No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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