Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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