I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Watching her eat just hurts me
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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