Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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