you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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