that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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