remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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