I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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