Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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