A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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