K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I hope mine doesn't look like that
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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