The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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