I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
