Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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