so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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