BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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