All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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