Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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