do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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