TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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