he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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