i can't believe i had my finger in that
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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