Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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