its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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