what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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