brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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