Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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