Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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