I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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