So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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