turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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