Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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