My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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