How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ugly people sure do ruin things
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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