I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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