The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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