My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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