party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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