I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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