So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize