My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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