forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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