Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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