It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Come on in and take your pants off
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