No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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