He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
