There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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