Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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