It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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