i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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