My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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