I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
