the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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